The Pre-Social Media Football World Was Happier and Weirder
Before footballers became hostage negotiators for their own Instagram comment sections, Turkish football existed in a glorious, half-mythological state. It
Volkan Arslan’s Tiramisu vs Water Mix-Up
Former Galatasaray player Volkan Arslan phoned room service in Trabzon wanting dessert. “Tiramisu gönderin.” (“Send us tiramisu”) Five minutes later,
Hotel Room Service Fruit Plate Confusion
Early 2000s Galatasaray and Milli Takim player Volkan Arslan confidently ordered room service before bed: “Two teas and one fruit
Nihat Kahveci’s Trabzon adventures – 1
Ask for directions in Turkey and you’ll get answers with terrifying confidence and absolutely no scientific basis. “Four and a
