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Ümit Karan’s Turkish Language Mistakes

by turkishdelights May 17, 2024 2 min read

Early-2000s Galatasaray dressing rooms were effectively a United Nations assembly with shin pads. Players raised abroad would arrive speaking a

Fail Retro

Berkant’s “Arabam Kırıldı” Story

by turkishdelights May 11, 2023 1 min read

Few moments better capture the glorious chaos of Turkish football Turkish than German-Turk Berkant Goktan arriving late to training, sweating,

Fail Funnies

Volkan Arslan’s Tiramisu vs Water Mix-Up

by turkishdelights April 15, 2023 2 min read

Former Galatasaray player Volkan Arslan phoned room service in Trabzon wanting dessert. “Tiramisu gönderin.” (“Send us tiramisu”) Five minutes later,

Fail

Nusret in hot water

by sarayli December 24, 2022 7 min read

There are pitch invasions, and then there is whatever on earth Nusret Gökçe thought he was doing in Doha. For

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